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Story Story

cikko's lair

A short story: the list of how many girlfriends I’ve had.

A long story: why I’m not with any of them.

A sad story: one day, I looked in the mirror…

A funny story: one day, I looked in the mirror. While naked.

A sadder story: while staring in the mirror naked, my high wore off.

A smart story: I got dressed. Fast.

A stupid story: and what do you think you’ve been reading for the past minute or so?

A dumb story: It took you a full minute to get this far?

A war story: one day, I went to the toilet…

A romantic story: so as I was eating a large helping of spaghetti…

A coming-of-age story: like that of King David and Uriah, I realized that my romantic story led to my war story and then my sad story.

A tragic story: so I wrote my account…

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We’ve Moved!


Hello! it’s been a while and we haven’t been here in a long time. You see, we’ve moved.

We moved from {} to {}; we thought that might be easier to remember. We’ve posted a bunch of new stuff up there that everyone seems to love, but we noticed you hadn’t dropped by so we thought we’d come say hello and invite you over.

We hope you will like the new site better. If you’d like to catch up on what we’ve been up to, start with Breakup Lines Part 01.

Theres a follow button at the bottom of the page; click that and save your email, and you will never miss a post from us again. We look forward to seeing you.